"Sam is really no more a black widow  than DJ or Teal'c. Heartbreak and tragedy seem to come with the job. That said, it would certainly be nice to see at least one of our characters establish a strong, romantic relationship that will last past an episode or two. Maybe Sam will find a nice guy she can connect with and develop just such a relationship that will last - up to season's end when she dumps the unsatisfactory chump like a sack of potatoes and gets together with Jack."  ~ Stargate SG-1 co-executive producer Joseph Mallozzi, 2003 

This silly collection grew from a discussion of this comment that I posted on the GW Sam/Jack Shipper's thread. To me, it was clear that P. was meant to be that 'sack of potatoes'. But as written, P's actions hardly made him a 'nice guy'! Thus, the idea of P.= Mr.Potatohead was born. And then for some reason, these graphics just flew out of my - um, head?!  Really, I don't have a Mr. Potatohead obsession, I swear!